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   I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep.~Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater
 

   When picking between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before --Jay Chan
 ~cute good profile quote

   Choose your love wisely. Love your choice always.
 

   ...and i should care, why?
 

   I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
 

   They keep saying the right person will come along
   Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
 

   He who angers you, controls you!
 ~cute good profile quote

   Semper Ubi Sub Ubi.~Always wear Underwear.
 

   Long periods of drought are always followed by rain.
 

   Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?~George Carlin
 

   In the winds of change, keep the fire within.
   I've been in Take That and the Spice Girls... Well, not all of them. (Robbie Williams)
 

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I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things

If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies

The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.