If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...your aiming too high.
You have to watch out for yourself, because nobody else is going to. Especially during dodgeball.
~cute girly about summer quote
Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for.
'I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.'~High Fidelity
Did you check if your horn works?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Any married man should forget his mistakes~there's no point in two people remembering the same thing...
The difference between men and women is that women are complex and men are simple. It took me a while to figure this out. I kept asking my husband if he thought he could do this or that, to no avail. Then I figured out what the problem was: every sentence started with 'Do you think'!
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
Hi. Are you cute?
~cute girly about summer quote
You can't fly if you're not happy.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Say say NO thank you.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!
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The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money -- then make money with money - then make lots of money with lots of money
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobsAll of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppyThen just when you start liking them, they start drooping
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is:
Try to please everybody.