Random girly msn quotes

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   Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.
 

   Never practice proctology on a porcupine.
 ~cute girly msn quote

   If you get any closer I'll fart!
 

   A king's castle is his home.
 

   You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Stupify
 

   The easy way is always mined.
   If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
 

   My child beat up your honor student!
 ~cute girly msn quote

   Hang up and drive!
 

   You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?
 

   Want to talk to God? Send Him some kneel-mail.
 ~sweet saying by Cute Guy

   Never cut what you can untie.
 

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A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.

People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.

Most people like hard workParticularly when they are paying for it

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush

It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.

If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.