Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.
Never practice proctology on a porcupine.
~cute girly msn quote
If you get any closer I'll fart!
A king's castle is his home.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Stupify
The easy way is always mined.
If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
My child beat up your honor student!
~cute girly msn quote
Hang up and drive!
You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?
Want to talk to God? Send Him some kneel-mail.
~sweet saying by Cute Guy
Never cut what you can untie.
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A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.
People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.
Most people like hard workParticularly when they are paying for it
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush
It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.