If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
~cute gangsta msn quote
Do you have a band-aid cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you...
There aren't enough O 's in the word smooth to describe how smooth you are.
Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name~someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Buy one for the price of two and get another one free!
~cute gangsta msn quote
I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges
The average woman prefers beauty over brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
How come in the Star Wars movie 'The Phantom Menance' I didn't see any Phantoms? Then I realised there wasn't any stars at war either.~The Distorted One
~sweet saying by Mr Q
The problem with the French is that they dont have a word for "entrepreneur"~George W. Bush
I've upped my standards, now up yours!
Love the horse beneath you.~Cosack saying
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money
We are born to inquire after truth; it belongs to a greater power to possess it. It is not, as Democritus said, hid in the bottom of the deeps, but rather elevated to an infinite height in the divine knowledge
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer
Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path
To welcome a difficulty is to cut its size in half.