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Random funny teenage quotes

   How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK

   Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.
~cute funny teenage quote

   I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

   I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

   When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   'We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.'~South Park : Bigger Longer and Uncut.

   Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
   I love uranus.

   Time heals all wounds
~cute funny teenage quote

   I talk to strangers

   If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

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I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal

A law is unjust if it is inflicted on a minority that, as a result of being denied the right to vote, had no part in enacting or devising the lawWho can say that the legislature of Alabama which set up the state's segregation laws was democratically elect

Put your future in good hands - your own

I get by with a little help from my friends

Join the IRS (Be audit you can be)