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Random funny softball quotes

   Nothing is impossible to the person that doesn't have to do it.

   It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.~Dan Quayle, regarding pollution.
~cute funny softball quote

   Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!

   Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

   You can meet friends anywhere, but you can't meet enemies anywhere, you have to make them.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Those that make the rules don't play the game!

   Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them.
   ' 'Tis a brave man who wears the kilt in January.' --Scottish saying

   Bite Me!
~cute funny softball quote

   Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a gun.

   Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask where ) Over there! (Ask again: What did I drop? ) He answers back: My jaw!

   My niece was watching a game of tug-of-war on TV one day and began to look very disturbed, then turned to her mom and said, 'those people sure do need to learn how to share!'
~sweet saying by Parents

   Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

   Ich bin ein Berliner- I am a Berliner. Ich bin ein Beliner- I am a jelly doughnut.

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Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to face many a danger, to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle

A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange

Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.