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Random funny girlie quotes

   The Scriptures are shallow enough for a babe to come and drink without fear of drowning and deep enough for theologians to swim in without ever reaching the bottom.~St. Jerome

   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
~cute funny girlie quote

   Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.

   'I blow harder' 'well... I bang harder'~true converstion between a trumpeter and a drummer~Jay Chan

   My girlfriend died. I was heartbroken, and vowed to remain faithful to her memory. At first I had no difficulty. My distress was so great that I couldn't even contemplate kissing anyone else. But, after a while, another girl started showing an interest. I resisted her advances. 'You're very pretty,' I told her, 'but it's just too soon. I'm sorry.' She wouldn't give up. She kept gently touching me, and fluttering her mascara-coated eyelashes. Eventually I yielded, and fell into her arms. The man asked us to leave. He said our rustling, slurping and giggling was upsetting the other mourners.~Dan Rhodes
~sweet saying by Romantica

   You always find something in the last place you look.

   You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.
   SUSHIDO: The way of the Tuna.

   Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.
~cute funny girlie quote

   If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

   After all is said and done, more is said than done.

   Do you have a band-aid cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you...
~sweet saying by Hitter

   There aren't enough O 's in the word smooth to describe how smooth you are.

   Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
   Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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If you drink, don't driveDon't even putt

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well

The moment a child is born, the mother is also bornShe never existed beforeThe woman existed, but the mother, neverA mother is something absolutely new

There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out

Want to speed your progress? Cut out all non-essentials. Spend all your time and effort an essentials. Cut all puttering and dawdling.

Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.