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   Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
 

   Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
 ~cute funny gangsta quote

   The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
 

   If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.~George W. Bush
 

   If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
 ~sweet saying by Wise Guy

   So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!
 

   Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
   Time flies... after you hit the snooze button.
 

   John Lennon --> ///o-o\
Singer
 ~cute funny gangsta quote

   You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.
 

   Do not blame others for making you mad. Anger is a choice. Choose wisely.
 

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween

The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before youThen do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily

If a man can write a better book, preach a better sermon, or make a better mousetrap, than his neighbor, though he build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door.

Yesterday is the past, Today is the present, and tomorrow is your futre. Today is tomorrow and soon to be yesterday. Tomorrow is today and soon to be future.Your tomorrow is not yet set for you don't know what it may bring.

Our earth is degenerate in these latter days; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; and the end of the world is evidently approaching

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