Random funny fishing quotes

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   Hang up and drive!
 

   You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?
 ~cute funny fishing quote

   Want to talk to God? Send Him some kneel-mail.
 

   Never cut what you can untie.
 

   The wages of sin are eternal damnation. (the hours are good though)
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Tracers work both ways.
 

   Impeach President Clinton and her husband too.
   Save a horse~ride a cowboy
 

   He who laughs last thinks slowest.
 ~cute funny fishing quote

   Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
 

   Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
 

   Maybe Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo.
 

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark

Only the wise can dance the rhythm of life

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic

It is tough being poor, but not as tough as being in debt.

If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff.