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Random funny firefighter quotes

   Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.~If you can read this, you're overeducated.

   I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.
~cute funny firefighter quote

   Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.

   Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

   who needs this crap.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

   You know what? I'm glad I'm not a laboratory animal. Do you have any idea how many of those little bastards get cancer?
   Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

   There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
~cute funny firefighter quote

   Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!

   I'm wondering if you have any horns with goofy songs?

   I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.

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The best mirror is an old friend

Blow out, you bugles, over the rich Dead!, There's none of these so lonely and poor of old,But, dying, has made us rarer gifts than gold.

I swing before your eyes as a bright gleam of color, a symbol of yourself, the pictured suggestion of that big thing which makes this nationMy stars and my stripes are your dream and your laborsThey are bright with cheer, brilliant with courage, firm with

Every hero becomes a bore at last

Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children

People before profits!