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   When ideas fail, words become very handy.

   Due to the constant fluctuation in customer personalities, we cannot be responsible for the mental stability of any one member of our staff. (Seen in a gas station in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
~cute funny quote

   Once in Africa I lost the corkscrew and we were forced to live off food and water for weeks.~Ernest Hemingway

   A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

   I gave up drugs, sex and booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

   Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
   These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity the sound achieved by the pig.~Alfred Hitchcock

   If you know a person's name: Hi, [name]. How did you know my name? Isn't every beautiful girl named that?
~cute funny quote

   Remember there's no I in team... (but there is a M and an E)

   Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.

   Got me? I'll do your body good.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   It's all a pigment of your hallucination.

   Idiocy is just a stroke of briliance that normal prople don't understand.~Kimber
   They say when nature calls you should answer it, I say let the answering machine get it.

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Making the decision to have a child is momentousIt is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body

Better bread with water than cake with trouble

Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.

The problem is not that there are problemsThe problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem

May you get what you wish for

Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.