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   Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.

   Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
~cute funny crush quote

   If there was any logic in this world, it would be men who ride side-saddle, not women.

   Never eat more than you can lift.~Miss Piggy

   Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
~sweet saying by Wise Guy

   If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?

   Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
   Proud mother of a delinquent child!

   Walter Mondale: "George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologise." George Bush: "Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time."
~cute funny crush quote

   Dyslexics of the world, untie!

   Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!

   Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

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A man is insensible to the relish of prosperity 'til he has tasted adversity

Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee

The outer world of circumstance shapes itself to the inner world of thought.

Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.

An exercise in concentration: Once a week, ask yourself: Is this thing I’ am doing right now helping me reach my chief goal? If it’s not change it.

Keep honking, I am reloading!.