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Random funny bowling quotes

   You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

   If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
~cute funny bowling quote

   Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.

   Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

   Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

   Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
   Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

   85% of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well~Winston Churchill
~cute funny bowling quote

   As a sex, we are vastly superior to men, but it is taboo to show it.

   He who farts in church sits on his own pew.

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Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to

I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents doGrandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children

Proud mother of a delinquent child!