Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
~cute flirty short quote
Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.
Wouldn't it be great if age and gravity did to a penis what it does to boobs? -Bob Jones
An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested in her he is.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.~Ellen DeGeneres
Cage: I'll do my best. Connery: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Cage: Carla was the prom queen.~Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in "The Rock"
Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you.
You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas next year, mom? I'm going to get you a big, wooden cross, so whenever you feel under-appreciated for all of the sacrifices you've made, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.~Kevin Spacey in The Ref
~cute flirty short quote
People before profits!
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.~Albert Einstein
~sweet saying by Pretty Cute
Non nobis solum sed toti mundo nati.~Not for ourselves, but for the whole world were we born.
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If you didn’t learn to save money before you finished high school, a vital part of your education was wasted.
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in youThey are not perfect but are always perfect for you
Life in abundance comes only through great love