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   Most people plan to serve God at 11:00 and die at 10:30!
 

   As you slide down the banister of life, may their be no splinters pointing the wrong way.
 ~cute flirty quote

   An artist avails himself to both the darkness and the light. A brave artist swims in the same water in which the personality of the psychotic drowns.
 

   Hey man, you live in America now... speak Spanish!
 

   Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
 

   ...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.~Professor Brian Quinn
   If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?~Will Rogers
 

   When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
 ~cute flirty quote

   By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying~Lady make note of this: One of you is lying.~Dorothy Parker 'Unfortunate Coincidence'
 

   'What if we get caught?' 'You don't get a criminal record 'til you're sixteen. Just don't tell your mom.'- The Full Monty
 

   Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.~Robert Strauss on conducting
 ~sweet saying by Singer

   Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
 

   People will believe anything if you whisper it.

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Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.

Why did I want to win? because I didn't want to lose

For 200 years we've been conquering NatureNow we're beating it to death

Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow

Trip over love, you can get upFall in love and you fall forever