I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
~cute flirty msn quote
Honk if I'm Jesus!
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Look before you open your eyes.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
~cute flirty msn quote
You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
High beams were made to piss people off!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either
Personality can open doors; only character can keep them open.
When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediatelyIt's easier to eat crow while it's still warm
If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll changeIf you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change