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   It know it hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle without a seat, but it hurts.~Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun
  ~Socio

   Bald Guys never have a bad hair day.
  ~Socio

   He's as fast as the Lead Cat in a dog sled Team
  ~Socio

   Don't worry about bad days, there are going to be plenty more of them.
  ~Socio

   'Garfield do you think I can be tall dark and handsome?' 'Sure, turn out the lights, stand on a chair and lie.'
  ~Socio

   You can't fly if you're not happy.
  ~Socio

   May the forces of evil become lost and confused on the way to your house.
  ~Socio

   Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
  ~Socio

   May you be in heaven a half hour before the Devil knows your dead.
  ~Socio

   May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon.
  ~Socio

   Even a broken watch shows the right time twice a day.
  ~Socio

   May you live as long as you want~and never want as long as you live.
  ~Socio

   No matter how bad it gets, if you're still alive it's just another bad day.
  ~Socio

   As you slide down the banister of life, may their be no splinters pointing the wrong way.
  ~Socio

   The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
  ~Socio

   Even the blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally.
  ~Socio

   May the saddest day of you future be no worse than the happiest day of your life.
  ~Socio

   Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
  ~Socio

   What would you attempt to do, If you knew you couldn't fail?
  ~Socio

   Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
  ~Socio

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