If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
~Dick Cavett
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
~Ken Dodd
MY HUSBAND, Robert, and I were watching television the last Saturday evening in April. When he went to bed, I stayed up to see the end of a program. Before retiring, I turned the clocks ahead for daylight-saving time.
The next morning, the alarm wakened us for early church. When we arrived, it was still dark, and no one was there. "I can't imagine what's wrong," I said. "I turned the clocks ahead."
"So did I," Robert quietly replied.
~Florence Leinaweaver
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
Don't be dismayed by good-byesA farewell is necessary before you can meet againAnd meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends
Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.
A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds