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   Which came first, the woman or the department store?
 

   I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
 ~cute teenage quote

   Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
 

   It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!
 

   You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great. Then smile, and sheepishly say just kidding.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
 

   Do not put a question mark where God put a period.
   Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.
 

   This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
 ~cute teenage quote

   If the enemy is in range, so are you.
 

   An egotist has one point in his favor~he doesn't go around talking about other people!
 

   There are easier things in life than finding a good man... like nailing jello to a tree, for instance.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Rapper

   Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny.
 

   Only Users Lose Drugs...
   And on the eighth day, God created bagpipes. Now why is this day never acknowledged, again?
 

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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own

Partake of love as a temperate man partakes of wine; do not become intoxicated

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taughtAcademy, n.: A modern school where football is taught

The college degree is no longer the golden key to success, the golden key is GOAL SETTING and WILL POWER.

I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?"

If something goes without saying - LET IT!