Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.~Oscar Wilde
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
~cute sweet quote
A lecture is a process where information is passed from the notebook of the lecturer to the notebook of the student without necessarily passing through the minds of either.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
~sweet saying by Cute Guy
Today, my marker board reads: 'This month is Farm Animal Awareness Week.' It is also National Singles week. Please do NOT get the two mixed up.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.~Marie Corelli
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.~Ogden Nash
Stop thinking police procedures, start thinking playstation~Xander Cage (Vin Deisel)
~cute sweet quote
The discus throwers got the best seats at all the crucifixions.~Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Burning the midnight oil
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.~A. Whitney Brown
~sweet saying by Pretty Cute
Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit
Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...
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One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Children have more need of models, than of critics
However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do, If you do not act on upon them?
Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those ten seconds or less I'm free