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   It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You.
 

   Beware of the Vampire Jesus~He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
 ~cute softball quote

   I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months~I don't like to interrupt her.
 

   Always remember that if she does not make your standards... lower your standards!
 

   It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Baby on bored
 

   Be unique and different, say yes.
   Conserve water - Shower with a friend
 

   You got to have a lot of balls, to play golf the way I do!
 ~cute softball quote

   Pandemonium was a word invented by Lewis Carroll, naming the capital of Hell.
 

   Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.
 

   Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
 ~sweet saying by Cute Guy

   Men~Can't live with them and if you tie them to your bumper and drive at high speeds the authorities tend to frown
 

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Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart

When some men dance they're all feet, and when they stop they're all hand

No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.

When you do the wrong thing, knowing it is wrong, you do so because you haven't developed the habit of effectively controlling or neutralizing strong inner urges that tempt you, or because you have established the wrong habits and don't know how to eliminate them effectively.

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.

I've forgotten more than I've ever learned