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   The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
 

   Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under Kablaam ?
 ~cute short quote

   When you're swimming in the creek, And an eel bites your cheek, That's a moray!~Fabulous Furry Freak Bros
 

   Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
 

   A billion Chinese can't be wrong, eat rice.
 ~sweet saying by Ronalino

   Do they ever shut up on your planet.
 

   Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores!
   Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
 

   Real women don't have hot flashes they have power surges.
 ~cute short quote

   There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.
 

   766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.
 

   Life~it's nothing like the Brochure!
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

Sharp words cut deeper than sharp swords.

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse