cute sayings

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random cute sayings

   I wonder if you would drive well if that cell phone were up your ass.

   I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
~cute you quote

   Why is it that whe our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...

   What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

   A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
~sweet saying by Funny Guy

   If you can't break your nose at it, it ain't a sport.~Tim Wilson

   How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
   The noblest revenge is to forgive.

   Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
~cute you quote

   Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

   If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?

   A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
~sweet saying by The Master

   Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

   Don’t Take Life Too Seriously

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I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't workOf course it doesn't workWe are supposed to work it

A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fistIf an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it's taken personallyHear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his powerHis f

He loves his country best who strives to make it best

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

I fish! Therefore, I lie.