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   Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
 

   If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car~the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window!
 ~cute couples quote

   Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
 

   Children should neither be seen nor heard from... ever again.~W. C. Fields
 

   AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, don't you think?
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Back the badge
 

   Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
   The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
 

   After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
 ~cute couples quote

   It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You.
 

   Beware of the Vampire Jesus~He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
 

   I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months~I don't like to interrupt her.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Always remember that if she does not make your standards... lower your standards!
 

   It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
   Baby on bored
 

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Trip over love, you can get upFall in love and you fall forever

The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and SerbsThe real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam

It's a phony issue. To pretend the death penalty is going to end crime in the United States is to fool people, to promote public ignorance

First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.

I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!!