cute sayings for aim

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Random cute sayings for aim

   Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry.

   He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
~cute aim quote

   The more I learn about guys, the more I wish I were gay.

   Illegitmitatum Non Carborundum Est~Never let the bastards grind you down!

   We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it~we find a reason for it because we want it.
~sweet saying by Cool Girl

   Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober~Winston Churchill

   You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
   If you want to make something that will last forever, don't make a statue or build a bridge. Create a bureaucracy, it never goes away.

   I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
~cute aim quote

   Elvis has left the planet.

   Love for all, Hatred for none

   Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.
~sweet saying by me

   Why is it that when you are on the telephone, writing furiously and holding a finger up to tell the person who just came into your office to hold on a second, they ask: Do you have a minute?

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Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune

you have to be yourself. be very honest about who and what you are. if people still like you thats fine. if they dont thats their problem.

Sometimes dreams alter the course of an entire life

When you're in the midst of a blizzard, you don't shovel your driveway ... you scrape the pileup of snow off your roof to keep your house from falling in. Some of that snow may fall on a guest approaching your porch ... too bad

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

If you get any closer I'll fart!