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   No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

   One of life's great mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
~cute and quote

   You must use Windex on your pants -- because I can see myself in them!!

   One who looks for a friend without faults will have none

   640 Kilobytes of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody.~Bill Gates, 1981
~sweet saying by Pretty Cute

   If I ve told you once I ve told you a thousand times!

   If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
   Honk if you love peace and quiet.

   Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
~cute and quote

   A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

   I see dumb people.

   RECYCLE YOUR ANIMALS
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   After a few weeks of Adam being by himself in the garden of Eden, he got lonely. So he went to God and asked for a companion. God said he would look into it and get back to him the next day. So the next day God went to Adam and said 'Here Adam, I can make a beutifull woman that cooks, irons, cleans, never complains and is pretty much just what you want, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg, what do you think' Adam thought for a few seconds and then asked 'what can I get for a rib?'...... 'David Moir'

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Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.

Football is a game played for 90 minutes by 22 men, and Germany always win.

Spend the afternoonYou can't take it with you

I am lost, and I rejoice in the openness I cannot decide where to go, so for now, I will dance where I am and be. There is no goal, no destination, just wilderness and life and being. I sing and dance and live in the wilderness, and I am home

Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?