I Got A Gun For My Wife
Find the key to yourself and every door in the world is open to you.
~cute myspace quote
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
~sweet saying by Funny Man
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.
Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.~Josh Billings
If you are feeling sad, imagine that you're sitting in a glass filled with bonbons and a marshmallow holds your hand.
~cute myspace quote
Don't abuse marijuana... smoke it gently and carefully.
That which does not kill us only makes us stronger so we may kill others.
Don't go to a doctor whose office plants have died.~Erma Bombeck
~sweet saying by Wise Guy
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.~Oscar Wilde
An open mind does not always require an open mouth.
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Most unhappy and frustrated people are that way because they’re trying to do something nature didn’t equip them for.
The most damaging phrase in the language is: "It's always been done that way.
Never praise or criticize yourself. Both embarrass others. Our criticism is always believed, our praise seldom.
People can be unreliable and disloyal; possessions can lose their value; jobs that once stimulated you can become boring. But principles remain steady through it all
Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good.