Men are like parking spaces: All the good ones are taken and all that's left are handicapped.
Like a fish out of water.
~cute myspace quote
Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Code of the west: Never squat while wearing spurs.
~sweet saying by Funny Man
You ll poke your eye out!
The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.
Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
Be Nice To Your Kids
~cute myspace quote
People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do.
We have to belive in free will. We have no choice.
My son can kick your son's honor student butt.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
It's YOUR hell, YOU burn in it
When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger.
Hang up and drive!
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A friend is a person with whom I may be sincereBefore him I may think aloudI am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put o
The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only reality
With this humble instrumentality did it please Providence to prepare the theatre for those events by which a new dispensation of liberty was to be communicated to man
Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly