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   If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
 

   Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
 ~cute your profile quote

   The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
 

   May the saddest day of you future be no worse than the happiest day of your life.
 

   If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
 

   Air force definition of explosives: A loud noise followed by the sudden going away of what was once there a second ago.
   I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me
 

   Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
 ~cute your profile quote

   It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
 

   Peace is our profession, killing is just a hobby.
 

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Because I took a moment to speak And you took a second to smile A tiny part of me will leave with you And a little bit of you will stay.

Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.

In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scornedWhen his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot

If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.

If you can read this I have lost my caravan.