Random cute quotes for myspace

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   You can't have everything... where would you put it?
 

   You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
 ~cute myspace quote

   Last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake.
 

   God Bless Our Troops.
 

   I've forgotten more than I've ever learned
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Why do they report power outages on TV?~George Carlin
 

   I drive like this to piss you off!
   Lets get along with me.
 

   Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.~John Lennon
 ~cute myspace quote

   What the heck is a near-miss? If you nearly miss something, don't you hit it?
 

   Life is too complicated in the morning.
 

   Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
 ~sweet saying by Mr Q

   I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.
 

   To you it's a six-pack
   Life is like a straw it sucks.
 

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It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission

Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost

I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention

I just love nonverbal communication!