Random cute quotes for aim

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   It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
 

   Women's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!
 ~cute aim quote

   If I had half a mind, I would be a Republican.
 

   Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
 

   Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS!
 ~sweet saying by The Master

   rock and roll doesn't create psychos, it helps psychos be more creative.
 

   Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock
   Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
 

   God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
 ~cute aim quote

   Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.
 

   Never practice proctology on a porcupine.
 

   If you get any closer I'll fart!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   A king's castle is his home.
 

   You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me!

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Even the gods love jokes

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you

If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?