It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Women's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!
~cute aim quote
If I had half a mind, I would be a Republican.
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS!
~sweet saying by The Master
rock and roll doesn't create psychos, it helps psychos be more creative.
Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
~cute aim quote
Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.
Never practice proctology on a porcupine.
If you get any closer I'll fart!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
A king's castle is his home.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me!
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Even the gods love jokes
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you