Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.~Lazarus Long
If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
~cute you quote
The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
Don't start with me you won't win!
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
~sweet saying by Cool Girl
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine when you walked past!
Can I borrow a quarter? [ What for? ] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I ran into my Ex yesterday... Then I backed up and hit him again.
~cute you quote
Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was suprised, but when Old MacDonald had a FARM, the doctor nearly had a heart attack!
A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want.
~sweet saying by Funny Man
Retreating?! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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As long as you think the problem is out there, that very thought is the problem.
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!
All mothers are working mothers
Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them
If people are coming to work excited . . . if they're making mistakes freely and fearlessly . . . if they're having fun . . . if they're concentrating doing things, rather than preparing reports and going to meetings - then somewhere you have leaders