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   Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

   She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.~Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiance
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   If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.

   It takes more faith to believe that I came from a monkey than to believe that I came from God.

   Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
~sweet saying by Cute Girl

   Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.

   Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid.~John Wayne
   Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.~Albert Camus

   Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
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   There is a shortage of very perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.~Wesley in The Princess Bride

   My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'

   Pain and Suffering is inevitable but Misery is optional.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

   The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

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The curse of extravagance kills more opportunities than taxes, sickness and hard time.

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.