My other car is a piece of shit.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
~cute myspace quote
Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.~Frank Gifford
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
~sweet saying by Cool Girl
You really CAN have everything, you just can't have it all at the same time.~Mindy (Mork and Mindy)
It's a small world, so you gotta use your elbows a lot.
I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
Its not that i'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
~cute myspace quote
Familiarity breeds children.
Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
~sweet saying by Cute Guy
A ton of regret never made an ounce of difference.
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If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner
There are two ways to create happiness. The first is external. By obtaining better shelter, better clothes, and better friends, we can find a certain measure of happiness and satisfaction. The second is through mental development, which yields inner happiness.
The end of labor is to gain leisure
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses
No taxation without respiration