Necca me latre.~Kill me with a brick.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
~cute myspace love quote
Save A Tree, Wipe Your Ass With An Owl!!!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
~sweet saying by Funny Man
Simplify
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
Can priests turn other food into God, or only those little cookies?
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, And so am I!
~cute myspace love quote
Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry! You've been in that phone booth for twenty minutes and didn't say a word! Sir, I'm talking to my wife.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
Mother's of teens know why animals eat their young.
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Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead
Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from e
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
The magic of the first love is the ignorance that it can never end
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots