Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~cute luv quote
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
Honk if you are blond.
BooYah!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Forest fires only lead to Smokey Bear~prevent them!
He has Van Gogh s ear for music.
Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?
~cute luv quote
As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, "never have I seen an angel fly so low"
I hate bumper stickers!
Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden!~The snails are my friends!
~sweet saying by General
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
He who opens a school door, closes a prison
If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.
Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become
what dont kill ya can only make ya stronger