Random cute luv quotes

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   Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
 

   One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
 ~cute luv quote

   If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
 

   Honk if you are blond.
 

   BooYah!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
 

   Forest fires only lead to Smokey Bear~prevent them!
   He has Van Gogh s ear for music.
 

   Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?
 ~cute luv quote

   As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, "never have I seen an angel fly so low"
 

   I hate bumper stickers!
 

   Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden!~The snails are my friends!
 ~sweet saying by General

   Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!
 

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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day

He who opens a school door, closes a prison

If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.

Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become

what dont kill ya can only make ya stronger

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.