Pandemonium was a word invented by Lewis Carroll, naming the capital of Hell.
Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.
~cute love rhyme quote
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
Men~Can't live with them and if you tie them to your bumper and drive at high speeds the authorities tend to frown
Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
~sweet saying by Hitter
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
God must love stupid people...he made so many!
If you don't like the weather in St. Louis, wait 15 minutes, it'll change.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
~cute love rhyme quote
I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night...~Andre Botes
Divers get more tail.
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
An optimist laughs to forget a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
There are no uninteresting subjects, only uninteresting people. Some folks learn more in a walk around the block than others in trip around the world.
We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory.