Lay an egg if that's the best you can do
Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.
~cute love profiles quote
You can't be late until you show up.
Life's expensive
'DON'T call me crazy~I've had to go to therapy because I told everyone you were sucked into a board game... Jumanji
~sweet saying by Pretty Cute
Did you ever notice that in commercials advertising psychics, they're always going on and on about what the caller already knows? What good is that to anyone?
God saw that Adam was lonely, and said to him, 'I will create you a partner. One who will do everything you say and hang on your ever word. But it will cost you an arm and a leg.' Adam gave it some thought, and asked 'What can i get for a rib?' And then, God created woman
Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me.
The golden years: When actions creak louder than words.
~cute love profiles quote
Sorry~yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
Dot your I s and Cross your Ts.
If you don't like someone, the way he holds his spoon will make you furious. If you do like him, he can turn his plate over into your lap and you won't mind.~Irving Becker
~sweet saying by Mr Q
Sometimes I think that if there were a third sex, men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
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Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.
It's like if you plant something in the concrete and if it grow and the rose petal got all kinda scratches and marks, you ain't gonna say "damn, look at all the scratches and marks on the rose that grew from the concrete.." you gonna be like "DAMN! a ROSE grew from the CONCRETE?
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
True love stories never have endings
The report of my death was an exaggeration.