Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
~cute girly friendship quote
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
The more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war.
~sweet saying by me
What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.
~cute girly friendship quote
'Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.'~Anonymous
Just say no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
~sweet saying by Mr Q
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
The troubles deep in the pot are known only by the spoon
The only way to clean up the world is for each of us to clean up ourselves.
A little explained, a little endured, a little forgiven and the quarrel is cured.
Better to lose count while naming your blessings than to lose your blessings to counting your troubles