Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
The bubbling brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks.
~cute crush quote
You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat.;0
That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool
A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
'When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.' -posted on a Tennessee highway
If you read a dictionary, you'll be really smart. If you eat a dictionary, you'll be really full.
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
~cute crush quote
Cogito ergo sumo: I think therefore I am a huge fat wrestler.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Grab them in the butt and ask, Pardon me, is this seat taken?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Two people in every one is a schizophrenic.
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For true love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have. And if you go to draw at the true fountainhead, the more water you draw, the more abundant is its flow
Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful -- a thought that is love
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into immortality.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.