For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes!
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
~cute cowgirl quote
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Printed on all firelog and charcoal packages: Caution! Risk of Fire!
~sweet saying by Hitter
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you live like there's no God... you'd better be right.
visualize whirled peas
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
~cute cowgirl quote
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
It know it hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle without a seat, but it hurts.~Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun
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If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him
Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, money takes wings, those who cheer you today may curse you tomorrow. The only thing that endures is character
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey
What was good enough yesterday isn't good enough today
What's good enough today won't be good enough tomorrow
Good enaogh.....isn't!
A man's dreams are an index to his greatness