cool teenage quotes

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Random cool teenage quotes

   Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill Them

   You have the right to an attorney . If you cannot afford an attorny , we will supply you with the stupidest , 1st year law student dumb-ass slacker we can find on the continent~lethal weapon 4
~cute cool teenage quote

   Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.

   We don't inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.

   I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn't really care.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.~Dobson

   Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
   If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

   If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that said: Quit while you're ahead?
~cute cool teenage quote

   If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

   Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

   The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
~sweet saying by True Color

   May the saddest day of you future be no worse than the happiest day of your life.

   If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.

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When a child is born, so are grandmothers

Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.

Supreme joy comes from doing a kindness by stealth, and having it discovered by accident.

If we truly love our children, we’ll develop our courage to discipline them. Without discipline they are like monkeys – at the best like savages.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!