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Random cool softball quotes

   If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar.~My highschool English teacher

   A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.~Conan O'Brien
~cute cool softball quote

   Don't let yesterday take up to much of today.

   I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong.

   Nearly everything you read signed from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth."~God
~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.

   Your honor student deals the best drugs.
   Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa

   We must pave our road to experience with regret.~Alyssa Bethancourt
~cute cool softball quote

   If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?

   If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!

   Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
~sweet saying by Wiseman

   It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.~Jackie Mason

   Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I love you not as something private and personal, which is my own, but as something universal and worthy of love which I have found

Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care

Dreams are great. When they disappear you may still be here, but you will have ceased to live

My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.