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   Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
 

   It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
 ~cute cool aim profile quote

   Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
 

   Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
 

   God: I think I'll call it a day.
 ~sweet saying by The Master

   What's the greatest world-wide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.
 

   May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon.
   The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
 

   When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
 ~cute cool aim profile quote

   He who hesitates is lost.
 

   Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.
 

   Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other

Every thought in consciousness has been born into form, a temporary form and then it dies and goes onto another form. You could say the whole world is consciousness having taken birth as form, manifesting as form temporarily, and then dying which means dissolving as form. What always remains is the essence of all that exists - consciousness itself