Random cool quotes for myspace

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   I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through...
 

   A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.~Henry Adams
 ~cute cool myspace quote

   Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
 

   You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
 

   I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   When I married 'Mr. Right,' I didn't know his first name was 'always.'
 

   It s not raining. The sky is leaking.
   I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.~Scott Adams
 

   If you are going to sin, then sin in the bathroom. Even God has the decency not to look.
 ~cute cool myspace quote

   Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill Them
 

   You have the right to an attorney . If you cannot afford an attorny , we will supply you with the stupidest , 1st year law student dumb-ass slacker we can find on the continent~lethal weapon 4
 

   Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.
 ~sweet saying by Wiseman

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Friends are family you choose for yourself

Adversity is the first path to truth

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

America is a tuneIt must be sung together

This time like all times is a very good one if we but know what to do with it