I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through...
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.~Henry Adams
~cute cool myspace quote
Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
When I married 'Mr. Right,' I didn't know his first name was 'always.'
It s not raining. The sky is leaking.
I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.~Scott Adams
If you are going to sin, then sin in the bathroom. Even God has the decency not to look.
~cute cool myspace quote
Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill Them
You have the right to an attorney . If you cannot afford an attorny , we will supply you with the stupidest , 1st year law student dumb-ass slacker we can find on the continent~lethal weapon 4
Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.
~sweet saying by Wiseman
We don't inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn't really care.
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Friends are family you choose for yourself
Adversity is the first path to truth
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
America is a tuneIt must be sung together
This time like all times is a very good one if we but know what to do with it