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Random cool profile sayings

   It's funny...all over the world women stop working in the middle of a field, lay down to give birth, and get right back to work. But give a man a cold and suddenly he's 2 years old and can't blow his own nose.

   Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
~cute cool profile quote

   A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart but he's not very bright.

   I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

   Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
~sweet saying by Mark Flavio

   Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

   If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
   It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?

   DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
~cute cool profile quote

   I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through...

   A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.~Henry Adams

   Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

   You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

   I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
   When I married 'Mr. Right,' I didn't know his first name was 'always.'

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The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today’s work supremely well.

This have I know the exchange of two illusions and the contact of two skins

If you are serious about success, you’ll make GOAL SETTING your first love and SELF MASTERY your second.

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity

If you can do the time, you can do the crime.