Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles
Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease, it just gets replaced.
~cute cool french quote
I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
Death is the consequence of being alive.
I drank what?
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
~cute cool french quote
Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
1st Rule of Daughter-in-Lawhood: Nod and Smile.
~sweet saying by True Color
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will.~Aleister Crowley
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We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell
Adversity introduces a man to himself
To act with common sense according to the moment, is the best wisdom I know and the best philosophy is to do one's duties, take the world as it comes submit respectfully to one's lot; bless the goodness that has given us so much happiness with it, whatever it is; and despise affectation