Random bitchy sayings

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   Nothing in life can hurt you except yourself, and of course barbed wire, but thats another story.
 

   Above all else: Sky.
 ~cute bitchy quote

   Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
 

   When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
 

   Little girls grow to become young women. Little boys have a job for life!
 ~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
 

   Women think they are so clever at faking orgasms... but only a man can fake a whole relationship.
   Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
 

   People in glass houses should always wear clothes.
 ~cute bitchy quote

   My other car is a piece of shit.
 

   Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
 

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I just thought of something funny...your mother

The good news: Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

Find a job for your hands and your nerves will find a job for themselves.

The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than hutsNo Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving

I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar Territory