bitchy sayings
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Random bitchy sayings
Nothing in life can hurt you except yourself, and of course barbed wire, but thats another story.
Above all else: Sky.
~cute bitchy quote
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
Little girls grow to become young women. Little boys have a job for life!
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Women think they are so clever at faking orgasms... but only a man can fake a whole relationship.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
People in glass houses should always wear clothes.
~cute bitchy quote
My other car is a piece of shit.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
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I just thought of something funny...your mother
The good news: Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Find a job for your hands and your nerves will find a job for themselves.
The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than hutsNo Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving
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