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   On US Rocket Launcher~Aim towards Enemy
 

   If you see something you like take it and make it better.
 ~cute bitchy quote

   A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.
 

   They call television a medium. That's because it is neither rare nor well done.
 

   Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
 

   A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
   If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
 

   You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
 ~cute bitchy quote

   You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
 

   Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Up My Clothes.
 

   I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is. I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.~Rebecca West, 1913
 ~sweet saying by Hitter

   Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
 

   If you can hear yourself singing...the music ain't loud enough!
   I'm your huckleberry.~Val Kilmer, Tombstone
 

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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

Women have been taught that, for us, the earth is flat, and that if we venture out, we will fall off the edge

Man's maturity: to have regained the seriousness that he had as a child at play

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.