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   People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.
 

   'Failure is not falling down, it is not gettnig up again.' Mary Pickford
 ~cute bitchy quote

   When confronted with a knock at the door, a stupid man will complain about all the noise, a normal man will answer it, a smart man will look through the peephole and the wise man won't hear it because he's having sex.
 

   You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
 

   Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night.
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
 

   There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
   Don t count your chickens before they are hatched.
 

   When you speak of heaven, let your face light up; let it be irradiated by a heavenly gleam; let your eyes shine with reflected glory. But when you speak of hell, your ordinary expression will do.~Charles Spurgeon
 ~cute bitchy quote

   Most people plan to serve God at 11:00 and die at 10:30!
 

   As you slide down the banister of life, may their be no splinters pointing the wrong way.
 

   An artist avails himself to both the darkness and the light. A brave artist swims in the same water in which the personality of the psychotic drowns.
 ~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Hey man, you live in America now... speak Spanish!
 

   Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

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One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly

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Gems may be precious, but friends are priceless

Guilt is a rope that wears thin.

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit

I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.